For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.  Here’s an update for you : Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,

WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like… 1. Men are like ~ Laxatives ~ They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ~ Bananas ~ The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ~ Weather ~ Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ~ Blenders ~ You need One, but you’re not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ~ Chocolate Bars ~ Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ~ Commercials ~ You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ~ Department Stores ~ Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ~ Government Bonds ~ They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ~ Mascara ~ They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ~ Popcorn ~ They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like ~ Snowstorms ~ You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ~ Lava Lamps ~ Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like ~ Parking Spots ~ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!